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[23 Jul 2009|12:33am] |
My darling little sis has apparently caught the marriage bug. It's not enough for her that her daughter is getting married, oh no. She thinks that I have been single quite long enough and wants to try setting me up with her friends.
Are all sisters this delusional, or is mine special?
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[07 Jul 2009|04:36pm] |
Apparently Americans aren't big on the idea of retirement. That one bloke, Lance Armstrong, wasn't he big on announcing last year that he was retiring from racing? And yet he's back this year in the Tour de France. Which is utterly boring, but apparently some women are turned on by men in tight shorts on bicycles. Like Jennifer. Or is her name Jessica?
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[05 Jun 2009|10:16am] |
My niece is getting married.
Barely twenty years old and she's convinced that she has found someone that she wants to spend the rest of her life with.
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[09 May 2009|03:15pm] |
Why do birds insist upon introducing you to their parents? One would think that if you were half the age of the bloke you were shagging, you wouldn't be so inclined to bring him home to mum and dad.
It's too bad, really. I liked her, she was limber.
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[24 Apr 2009|03:42pm] |
A public service announcement, if you will:
Eleventy-bajillion is not an imaginary number. Or at least not the right kind of imaginary number.
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[31 Mar 2009|09:05pm] |
I warned my 6th and 7th year classes that there will be a pop quiz tomorrow.
Let's see how many of them actually study, and how many think it's just an April Fool's Day joke.
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